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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsOrbiting the drain while your roadmap is auto-generated by better math.
Professional cat-herder for C++ embedded developers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Software defined, hardware perfected.
split.youAI▸ ORBITALLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects launch dates before you finish coffee
You manage embedded software teams for satellites and present status reports to stakeholders. Your job is a meeting.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can lie to executives about space delays with such convincing, human sincerity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software pulls data directly from Jira to replace your slide decks.
Month 6
An algorithm assigns tasks based on developer skill and historical velocity.
Month 12
AI parses customer documents and auto-generates the technical roadmap.
Month 16
Vision models flag embedded C++ bugs before they hit hardware.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the company satellite software without any human management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94%
Roadmap drift probability
Suboptimal
Jira ticket velocity
Critical
Executive meeting snooze factor
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-orbiting retirement home.
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