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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour career is just expensive babysitting for guys who can't read.
Professional cat herder for million-dollar benchwarmers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coaching compliance without the human feelings
oof.youAI▸ ATHLETICS-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You manage player schedules, logistics, and donor relations for a college football team. You handle compliance and travel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a 19-year-old athlete is having a total meltdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software writes the donor newsletters you currently spend hours drafting.
Month 4
Travel planning apps link directly to hotel booking APIs for players.
Month 10
Automated forms detect errors in compliance paperwork before they happen.
Month 17
Algorithm-driven calendars update player movements in real time via mobile.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your role is officially merged into a unified department-wide dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
200 daily
donor emails sent
12 hourly
headaches from players
nearing zero
compliance violations
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm Gatorade
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