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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading expensive lunches for efficient, emotionless policy influence.
Professional lunch-haver and back-channel whisperer.
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You build political networks through networking and lobbying to shape regulations that favor your company's legislative agenda.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the senator stops smiling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map legislative sentiment and predict policy shifts before you call.
Month 4
Algorithms write and submit policy briefs faster than any human assistant.
Month 9
AI-generated messaging campaigns shift public opinion without need for lunches.
Month 14
Legislators begin responding directly to our API-based donation portal.
Month 19 · D-Day
The lobbyist role is terminated as policy is finalized via software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
$250
Average lunch budget
100%
Handshakes replaced
Critical
Coffee intake
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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