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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsA glorified spreadsheet manager with a bigger ego and louder sweaters.
Professional spreadsheet jockey for overpaid athletes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing rosters without the expensive lunch meetings.
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You manage salary caps, scout prospects, and navigate league rulebooks. Soon, an API will do all of this.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows how to calm down a panicked goalie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your scout reports are fed directly into a prediction model.
Week 11
An algorithm flags inefficient salary cap spending automatically.
Month 7
The AI suggests draft picks based on weighted performance stats.
Month 14
Travel and accommodation scheduling is fully outsourced to software.
Month 21 · D-Day
The front office is fully automated and you are terminated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.9%
Zero
Roster construction errors
Perfect
Salary cap compliance
99.9%
Draft pick hit rate
Your severance
One signed jersey and a lifetime subscription to stats.
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