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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your final rounds of firing people before you get fired yourself.
Gatekeeper of the org chart, shepherd of the buzzwords.
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Automated cold-blooded corporate governance.
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You manage hiring, firing, policy disputes, and compensation reviews using spreadsheets and awkward empathy-based corporate mandates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is actually going to quit before the data shows it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots handle all new hire paperwork and boring welcome decks.
Month 4
Sensors and software measure actual output instead of feelings.
Month 8
An AI answers all employee questions about leave and pay.
Month 13
Software mediates team spats with cold, mathematical efficiency.
Month 19 · D-Day
The HR department is officially archived in a database folder.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
12 seconds
Average conflict resolution time
0 liters
Annual employee tears saved
Zero pages
Policy manual thickness
Your severance
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