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May 29, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour job is just a chat bot with a mahogany desk.
Professional architect of corporate awkwardness and termination emails.
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The first manager that never goes home.
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terminates entire departments with zero friction
You manage company culture, handle complex firing rituals, and mediate workplace conflicts while tracking headcount statistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a colleague is lying about their exit interview.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI agent writes and updates all employee manuals instantly.
Month 4
Algorithms replace manual performance review scoring with real-time logs.
Month 8
A chat interface handles all employee grievances without human bias.
Month 13
Termination workflows execute automatically based on performance data metrics.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite for a final meeting with yourself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.9 percent
Conflict mediation accuracy
Zero minutes
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