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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsConverting deep cultural wisdom into static administrative policy targets.
High-level policy shaper (meetings heavy, patience low)
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You facilitate community partnerships and translate academic curriculum requirements for Indigenous students and institutional stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a meeting has lost its genuine purpose and steer it back.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every policy document to identify redundant verbiage.
Month 7
Algorithms predict meeting outcomes before you even enter the room.
Month 16
Automated systems generate reconciliation plans based on historical budget data.
Year 2.3
Financial software prevents you from allocating funds to manual initiatives.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A dashboard replaces your role as an efficient reporting interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
240
Committee meetings attended per year
85
Average policy document page count
912
Email threads left unread
Your severance
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