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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist solely to justify the meetings that replace you.
Professional architect of corporate digital house-of-cards.
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Automating your pivot to irrelevance.
blub.you▸ SYSOPTIMISER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire department during lunch
You oversee digital infrastructure and change management. You build the slides that argue for your own removal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which executive is lying during a steering committee meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent parses every email you have ever sent.
Week 9
Software procurement is automated by a procurement bot.
Month 5
Your strategy slides are generated by a language model.
Month 10
Autonomous agents handle all internal technical decision trees.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is migrated into a read-only archive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Slides per day
9000+
Unread email count
Zero
Transformation success rate
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a productivity app.
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