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October 21, 2028
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You can sense when a client is lying about their actual design preference.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates replace your manual survey design and logic setup.
Month 5
Natural language models draft your executive summaries before your coffee cools.
Month 10
Simulation replaces physical mockups and costly in-store testing environments.
Month 16
Algorithms predict market success without needing real humans to talk.
Year 2 · D-Day
The insight director seat is permanently removed from the boardroom.
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