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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional panhandler for the digital age, minus the charm and coffee.
Strategic begger with a spreadsheet and a smile.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the funding gap with cold code.
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filters grant databases with cold indifference
You hunt funding via grant applications and maintain donor relationships through endless networking and proposal writing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle annoyance of a donor who is ready to leave the meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI crawls public filings to find potential institutional donors for you.
Month 4
Models generate grant narratives using your past successful templates automatically.
Month 8
Software tracks your donor calls to optimize your outreach schedule.
Month 13
Automated systems handle routine donor check-ins and update notifications.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system manages all funding cycles without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
8 cups daily
Coffee consumption
72%
Grant rejection rate
14 weekly
Meaningless meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Networking'.
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