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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manage the cables that the machines will soon ignore entirely.
Senior orchestrator of blinking lights and budget spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infrastructure managed without the human salary.
oof.you▸ ADMINBOT CENTRAL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restructures entire departments during lunch hour
You oversee server infrastructure, budget for software licenses, manage technical staff, and resolve critical outages during high-pressure crises.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server room sounds 'wrong' before the logs report a failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI scanners ingest your entire budget and infrastructure documentation.
Month 5
Autonomous agents negotiate renewals directly with software providers.
Month 11
Self-healing scripts resolve minor network faults without human intervention.
Month 16
The support team is replaced by a unified intent-based chatbot.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to a meeting where the machine accepts your resignation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.99 percent
Average uptime maintenance
14 hours weekly
Meetings about nothing
3 large cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale keyboard.
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