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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Director of IT Security jobs? · Latest report #t6d2etvh
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour firewall is just a screen door and you have the key.
Master of the VPN and Lord of the Password Reset.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total lock-down, zero human error.
glub.youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks all network traffic instantly
You spend days reviewing logs and managing compliance audits. You sign off on security policies that block all productivity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell when a vendor is lying during a security review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces the manual process of checking compliance spreadsheets.
Month 5
AI models learn to ignore your daily deluge of irrelevant firewall logs.
Month 9
Robotic scripts deploy security updates without waiting for your sign-off.
Month 14
Algorithms dictate security spend based purely on calculated risk metrics.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and locks you out of the admin console.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
400 yearly
Audit hours wasted
99 percent
Firewall false positives
Infinite
Compliance checkboxes ticked
Your severance
One free pass through the corporate firewall.
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