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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsHunting for dirt while your algorithm finds the plot for free.
Professional dirt-finder and amateur negotiator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals on raw land while you sleep.
stretchy.youAI▸ PARCELSCOUT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters regional land data by geological viability
You hunt for vacant plots, run financial models, and haggle with landowners to secure future housing developments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a seller is bluffing about the soil contamination during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI filters thousands of acres to find the perfect plot.
Month 8
Software determines the offer price based on market trends.
Month 16
Agents generate all necessary purchase and sale contracts automatically.
Year 2.2
Robotic filing systems bypass human wait times at city hall.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system acquires land directly without needing a middleman director.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400 liters
Coffee spent on zoning meetings
82 percent
Average deal dead ends
140 calls
Phone calls per closed acre
Your severance
A plot of land you can't afford to build on.
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