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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour pivot to AI is just a slide deck for doom.
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automates quarterly growth slide decks
You oversee brand positioning, market research, and lead generation campaigns to drive revenue growth for your company.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly about the Q4 projections during a board meeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
AI scrapers replace your manual competitor research reports instantly.
Month 7
Algorithms take over your budget allocation to boost returns.
Month 15
Generative software creates your quarterly slide decks automatically.
Month 20
AI agents provide the executive insights you used to guess.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the company better without the director present.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per strategy session
12 words
Meaningless buzzwords per slide
32 weekly
Hours spent in alignment meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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