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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist solely to forward tickets between departments who hate each other.
Professional cat-herder for engineers who hate talking.
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redirects angry customers to dead links
You manage support ticket queues and escalations for platform uptime. You hold endless meetings about service level targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about why the site is down.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI starts reading every ticket to guess the priority level.
Month 3
Virtual agents resolve basic account issues without your input.
Month 6
LLMs write the incident reports faster than you can type.
Month 10
Algorithms predict staffing needs better than your gut feeling.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system handles all escalations and you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.02 seconds
Ticket response latency
Instant
Mean time to resolution
99 percent
Human-caused delays
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium support bot.
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