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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsScouting high schoolers is just data entry with better snacks.
Professional gatekeeper of athletic dreams and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Data-driven scouting without the airport layovers.
wheee!you▸ RECRUITMASTER V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 500 prospects in three milliseconds
You evaluate amateur athletes and manage relationships between the college program and professional scouts. Your existence is administrative.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a teenager is actually going to work hard in November.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI automatically tags every high school game highlight by skill metric.
Month 7
Bots manage personalized communication campaigns to thousands of high school recruits.
Month 15
Algorithms flag every potential NCAA violation in real-time before it occurs.
Year 1.9
NFL scouts access a real-time analytics dashboard instead of asking you.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The department is fully automated and your badge access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40,000
Prospect database entries
85
Flights taken yearly
10/10
Coach ego friction
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium parking lot.
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