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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsRoadmaps are just fancy spreadsheets that hide your lack of vision.
Professional meeting-runner with a fancy spreadsheet hobby.
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toast.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates roadmaps into infinite loop cycles
You manage product requirements, client meetings, and the internal roadmap for sports data software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and convince clients that data actually matters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI listens to your client calls and generates the follow-up emails.
Week 12
Algorithms determine your next feature set based on user traffic logs.
Month 6
Vision models check if your mockups meet the technical product requirements.
Month 9
Software manages stand-ups by pinging team members for their status updates.
Month 13 · D-Day
The product dashboard runs the company without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
85 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
100 percent
Roadmap drift probability
10
Meaningless stand-ups per week
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