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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou attend meetings to explain why nobody finished the meetings' deliverables.
Professional architect of middle-management slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated decision-making for profit-hungry boardrooms.
split.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes product roadmaps to zero growth
You spend your day managing internal politics, staring at roadmaps, and explaining why revenue is flat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which stakeholder is lying about their project requirements in a room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI begins scanning your Jira tickets for automated status updates.
Month 6
Software replaces your manual planning with dynamic data-driven feature ranking.
Month 13
An agent summarizes your calls and fires off action items.
Month 19
The leadership team starts asking the bot instead of you.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all prioritization internally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
14
Roadmap changes per week
35
Hours in sync-calls
9000
Meaningless buzzwords spoken
Your severance
Three months of free stock options for defunct companies.
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