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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your vague internal policy nightmares into clean, unchangeable system logs.
Professional seeker of loopholes and enforcer of red tape.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Policy enforcement without the human excuses.
help!youAI▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE CORE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters compliance risks faster than human reading
Reviews complex project requirements and enforces corporate rules to keep legal teams away from board meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the tone of a desperate email to detect a lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every policy document your company has ever written.
Month 4
Software flags missing documentation before you even hit save.
Month 8
The system replaces your status meetings with real-time dashboard updates.
Month 12
Rules are now baked into the code; manual compliance becomes obsolete.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine takes over the final sign-off role permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4,200 total
Policies memorised
12 gallons/week
Coffee consumed
94% daily
Hours in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Compliance'.
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