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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour strategy slides are just expensive wallpaper for the inevitable exit.
Professional cat-herder of corporate policy and slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing management with pure, cold algorithmic efficiency.
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automates consensus across broken internal departments
You oversee complex evidence of coverage filings and direct program managers through bureaucratic healthcare project mazes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still navigate the internal politics of who to blame for a late filing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins scraping project updates directly from your management software.
Month 5
Algorithms dictate team allocation without needing your managerial intuition.
Month 10
Evidence of coverage drafting is fully handled by language models.
Month 15
Your executives stop asking for your advice and trust the console.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the system runs itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
14 percent
Annual filing delays
Zero
Program manager sanity
4,200 annually
Slide deck page count
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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