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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Director of Purchasing jobs? · Latest report #vr8zr3gt
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour signature is just an expensive, slow version of an API call.
Boardroom regular, PowerPoint enthusiast, master of vendor lunches.
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Automated negotiation and ruthless board reporting
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replaces board updates with automated data streams
You manage vendor contracts, approve supply chain spending, and attend board meetings to justify your existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their Q4 margins during a lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automates simple vendor procurement and invoice verification processes.
Month 5
Language models handle routine contract renewals without needing a lunch.
Month 10
Automated dashboards replace your manually curated board update slides.
Month 15
Autonomous systems optimize inventory levels better than any human director.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access codes are revoked and the board accepts the machine report.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
142
Annual board slides
45000
Vendor lunch calories
3 months
Negotiation friction time
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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