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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsDesigning slide decks while your entire workforce scans their own items.
Professional slide deck architect and corporate buzzword synthesizer.
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Knowledge deployment at the speed of light.
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pushes corporate culture updates via retina display
You write training modules for cashiers and store managers. You hold meetings to explain how to sell more produce.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a store manager stops pretending to care.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI modules replace your PDFs with interactive training paths.
Month 5
Real-time data scraping replaces your annual engagement surveys.
Month 10
Language models write all customer-facing operational scripts instantly.
Month 15
Predictive algorithms identify high-potential staff without your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of all corporate learning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200
Slides per year
112
Meaningless workshops
Zero
Engagement metric
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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