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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling legumes is just math with a higher risk of allergies.
Professional legumes pusher and expert in shelf-space warfare.
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Optimizing nut distribution while you are sleeping.
brr.you▸ PEANUTPUSH-AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates price hikes during commodity spikes
You manage retail partnerships, negotiate bulk peanut pricing, and hunt for shelf space in national grocery chains.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a grocery buyer is secretly hating you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time shelf movement data directly from store POS.
Month 5
Algorithms handle all standard price negotiations without a lunch meeting.
Month 13
Digital agents replace human brokers for routine stock-level verification.
Month 21
AI predicts demand spikes better than your gut feeling ever could.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system fully manages all retail relationships without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
84
Negotiation emails per day
62%
Shelf space occupancy rate
4.2
Client lunch martinis consumed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired salted peanuts.
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