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Will AI replace Director Of Scouting jobs? · Latest report #dgc3ftra
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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsAlgorithms now see more tape than your tired human eyes ever will.
Professional stalker of teenage football talent.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning raw footage into winning recruits.
glub.youAI▸ SCOUTBOT VISION 5.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand highlights in one second
You spend your life watching endless game film and traveling to high schools to evaluate teenage prospects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle body language of a prospect in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models flag every explosive play and missed assignment automatically.
Month 5
Software updates prospect rankings based on raw physical metrics instantly.
Month 13
Social media scrapers build risk profiles on potential recruits for you.
Year 1.9
Virtual campus tours replace your need to visit dusty gymnasiums.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The algorithm signs the recruits before you finish your coffee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.7%
too many
Prospects tracked manually
infinite
AI scouting throughput
exhausting
Flights taken per year
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to high school game streaming services.
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