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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to attend status meetings is your only remaining feature.
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Corporate alignment without the human overhead.
help!youAI▸ SYNCSTRATEGY AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly performance reviews and budget cuts
You oversee service delivery, manage department budgets, and translate corporate strategy into mid-level operational goals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about their project status in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the weekly status reporting tasks immediately.
Month 5
Decision models distribute headcount budgets based on hard data.
Month 10
Smart contracts replace your manual review of vendor performance.
Month 15
Logic bots settle inter-departmental disputes with neutral efficiency.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your role is fully integrated into the corporate management platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
48 minutes
Average meeting duration
12
Strategy pivots per quarter
34
Emails per hour
Your severance
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