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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou manage the people who build things that will replace you.
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You align engineering roadmaps with business goals and oversee cross-team dependencies. You spend your life in planning meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about the technical debt during a sprint review.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors aggregate team velocity data to replace your weekly slide decks.
Month 4
Algorithms determine hiring needs based on repository commit volume.
Month 8
AI mediators step into Slack threads to resolve technical disagreements.
Month 13
Logic cores ingest business KPIs to generate unchallengeable engineering roadmaps.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens expire as the system completes its first self-managed cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
1,200 hours
Annual meeting hours
45 percent
Roadmap drift variance
30 percent
Average sync overhead
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