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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsA professional bridge-builder for bridges that lead to nowhere.
Professional lunch-haver and slide-deck enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the coffee gets cold.
ow.youAI▸ ALLIANCEOPTIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus without human input
You spend your days drafting partnership agreements, negotiating revenue shares, and keeping stakeholders aligned on non-existent synergies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is clearly lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software tracks your emails and identifies when you have said nothing.
Month 4
Bots begin reading contracts and highlighting your redundant legal clauses.
Month 8
Your deck-writing tasks are fully automated by local large language models.
Month 13
Digital avatars take your seats in quarterly partner review meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
All your strategic alliances are managed by a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200 annually
Coffee meetings wasted
98 percent
Agreements ignored
Zero value
Handshakes given
Your severance
One LinkedIn endorsement from a bot.
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