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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Jira dashboard is just a countdown timer for your own obsolescence.
Strategic architect of endless tickets and dead-end support loops.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before customers even realize them.
help!youAI▸ SUPPORTPULSE AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises department overhead by firing the staff
You oversee support ticket queues and team performance metrics. You pivot strategy to keep SLAs within company targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the emotional theatre required to calm down a furious high-value client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts generating your weekly performance reports without human input.
Month 4
Sensors identify high-value clients and route them directly to software bots.
Month 8
The system rewrites its own support macros based on historical resolution data.
Month 12
The AI suggests team cuts based on current ticket volume capacity.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of all support operations and strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
0.0001 seconds
Ticket response time
0%
Escalation rate
99%
Human error probability
Your severance
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