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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsWatching the monitors is just a slow way to reach retirement.
Professional screen-staring enthusiast and pattern-recognition specialist.
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The eye that never blinks or snoozes.
ow.youAI▸ SENTINEL-VIEW 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 hours of video in seconds
You sit in dark rooms watching camera feeds and identifying suspicious movement for security and site management teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a screen looks 'off' based on a hunch only a human feels.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software identifies basic movement to stop false alarm alerts.
Month 3
System scripts now automatically fill out your incident report forms.
Month 7
AI takes over joystick control to track moving objects autonomously.
Month 12
Centralised systems manage site security without needing your desk presence.
Month 14 · D-Day
The screens go dark as the algorithm handles all site safety.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
15 per min
Average blink rate
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption
32 per desk
Total screens watched
Your severance
A decommissioned security badge and a lukewarm coffee voucher.
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