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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your spreadsheets into a nice PDF for the bin.
Professional PowerPoint enthusiast and carbon-credit accounting wizard.
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Data-driven greenwashing for a colder planet.
split.youAI▸ ECOMETRIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates annual reports with zero factual basis
Tracks carbon data and invents initiatives to make the company look greener than it actually is.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look concerned while explaining why targets were missed for the third year.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape your spreadsheets directly from the company server.
Month 4
Text models generate your ESG reports using industry-standard templates.
Month 9
Predictive software sets arbitrary reduction targets with higher efficiency.
Month 13
Algorithms buy cheap carbon credits instantly to fix the math.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the system runs fully autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
12,000 yearly
PPT slides generated
0.01 percent
Carbon footprint reduction
2.5 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
Your severance
A recycled gift card to a dying bookstore.
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