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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track spreadsheets of people who will soon be automated away.
Professional curator of mandatory corporate training slide decks.
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People management without the pesky human factor.
bzzt.you▸ HR-OPTIMUS PRIME-SERIES 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 500 resumes per millisecond
You manage recruitment pipelines, performance reviews, and training modules for thousands of grocery store employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smile during an exit interview while pretending to care.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters all incoming job applications based on keywords.
Month 4
System monitors employee scan rates and generates automated feedback scores.
Month 8
An algorithm sends engagement prompts to keep staff feeling managed.
Month 12
Generative models draft all internal memos and training policy updates.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as the algorithm takes command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,200
Spreadsheets managed
89%
Retention emails ignored
100%
Interviews that could be emails
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a job searching platform.
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