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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsManaging municipal pipes and parking permits until the spreadsheets take over.
Professional cat-herder for public infrastructure projects.
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help!youAI▸ CIVICADMIN-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates local zoning approval processes
You oversee public works maintenance, urban planning permits, and municipal infrastructure budgets for local communes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a local contractor is lying about the drainage pipe quality.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper files are uploaded into our central municipal database.
Month 5
Smart sensors map out all road and pipe maintenance needs.
Month 13
Algorithms handle all standard building permit requests instantly.
Year 2.1
A chatbot manages all public infrastructure complaints and queries.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all municipal technical operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
3 minutes
Budget approval time
12 litres weekly
Coffee consumption
400 yearly
Planning meetings
Your severance
A lifetime supply of municipal letterhead paper.
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