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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou optimize nothing that an agent cannot delete for free.
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Rules as code, compliance as law.
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enforces compliance via silent account termination
You spend days in meetings enforcing policy and justifying headcounts while the systems you manage slowly automate themselves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI starts suggesting compliance changes that your team actually accepts.
Month 5
An autonomous agent resolves all tickets without human intervention.
Month 11
Your charts and metrics are now pulled and formatted by bots.
Month 18
Compliance rules are hard-coded into the infrastructure directly.
Year 2 · D-Day
A single script terminates your role and deletes your email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
85%
Time spent in useless syncs
99%
Policies ignored by engineers
42%
Direct reports who hate you
Your severance
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