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Will AI replace Director of the CIA jobs? · Latest report #2se59bnw
Your job has an expiration date
May 13, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA glorified inbox manager whose decision-making is already slower than a script.
Professional reader of extremely expensive and classified PDFs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total situational awareness with zero political bias.
oof.you▸ OMNISCIENCE-G9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters global unrest into a single dashboard
You parse intelligence reports and brief the executive branch. You turn messy global signals into actionable state policies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a congressional committee with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and language models begin synthesizing raw intelligence reports faster than any human deputy.
Month 8
The system generates the daily summary based on real-time global event tracking.
Month 18
Algorithms begin proposing covert actions based on statistical outcome probability instead of gut feeling.
Year 2.3
Government officials start trusting the machine's output over the director's subjective nuance.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The director role is officially folded into a terminal interface for direct executive access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
zero
briefings per day
optimized
hallucination rate
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political influence
Your severance
A redacted letter and a one-way trip to Langley.
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