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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling pharmaceutical prestige is just data entry with a louder tie.
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Closing deals before the human wakes up
split.youAI▸ ACCESSBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates global distribution agreements overnight
Coordinates regulatory approvals and market access deals for vaccine rollouts across global healthcare systems and local government territories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a government official is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts ghostwriting your regulatory inquiries and partnership introductory emails.
Month 4
Machine learning models begin drafting your white papers and market reports.
Month 10
Predictive agents take over low-level stakeholder meetings and scheduling logistics.
Month 15
Algorithms dictate all product pricing and launch timeline decisions automatically.
Month 21 · D-Day
A single script handles all remaining global vaccine access partnerships.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Emails per hour
480
Minutes in meetings
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One lifetime supply of corporate branded pens.
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