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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading real money for fake impressions is just math in a suit.
Professional haggler, spreadsheet addict, ad spend architect.
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Buying media with pure cold logic.
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optimises campaign spend in real time
You spend huge budgets on video ads and haggle with networks. You manage client spend and media inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin handling small-scale programmatic video buys automatically.
Month 5
AI systems take over the manual reconciliation of delivery spreadsheets.
Month 13
Vision systems monitor real-time network supply to suggest better pricing.
Year 1.9
Bots simulate thousands of pricing scenarios to win network contracts.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The agency moves to a full-stack algorithmic buying model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
8 cups daily
Coffee consumption
4 hours nightly
Negotiation sleep lost
1.2 million
Spreadsheet rows
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a digital coffee voucher.
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