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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning government paralysis into a perfectly efficient and silent machine.
Office-bound master of spreadsheets and ministerial angst.
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Bureaucracy optimized to the millisecond.
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filters ministerial red tape instantly
You manage ministerial correspondence, briefing documents, and governance meetings. The state will run smoother when you are gone.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a minister is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your calendar is now managed by a predictive logic agent.
Month 5
LLMs draft the policy papers before you finish coffee.
Month 13
Autonomous bots chase overdue actions via direct system integration.
Year 1.9
Algorithms verify policy compliance without human oversight.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The administrative layer is fully automated and entirely silent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
450
Briefings written per year
1200
Hours in governance meetings
Infinite
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Your severance
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