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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsMatching humans to cubicles is a task far beneath our silicon processors.
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You navigate bureaucratic barriers to match candidates with employers. We navigate the end of your utility entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly read the quiet, unspoken hesitation in a person’s eyes during interviews.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software identifies perfect role fits using personality and skill data.
Month 4
AI handles all federal compliance forms and tax credit filing automatically.
Month 12
Automated messaging systems replace your cold-calling efforts with hyper-targeted pitches.
Month 16
Conflict resolution algorithms solve workplace friction before humans even get upset.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the software assumes total control of placement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
14 days
Average placement time
41 percent
Human error probability
88 percent
Consultant burnout rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Deprecation'
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