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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsTurning student bad behavior into a series of predictable, cold emails.
Professional gatekeeper of the student code of conduct handbook.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Policy enforcement without the awkward human emotion.
ow.youAI▸ DISCIPLINEGRID 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers automated lecture on policy violations
You track student conduct violations, manage disciplinary files, and host stressful meetings to enforce university policy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student starts lying about their late paper submission.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and cloud software begin logging all student infractions instantly.
Month 4
Smart templates generate all warning letters based on incident data.
Month 8
An AI agent reviews previous meeting transcripts to set precedents.
Month 12
A screen-based booth replaces your office for student intake.
Month 15 · D-Day
DisciplineGrid 9000 takes over all administrative enforcement and student conduct.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 per hour
Student emails processed
3.5 cups
Coffee consumed per hearing
94 percent
Regret level in meetings
Your severance
One complimentary digital planner and a lukewarm coffee voucher.
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