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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA glorified digital janitor who works entirely for the price of prestige.
Unpaid digital hall monitor with strong opinions on formatting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated order from total chaos.
bzzt.youAI▸ BANHAMMER-BOT V4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes entire channels in milliseconds
You spend your life deleting spam and banning teenagers who cannot read the rules. Your primary output is filtered noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific irony in a meme before it actually breaks local rules.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The system ingests your logs to identify common ban patterns and spam signatures.
Week 7
Our bot takes over basic spam deletion while you watch in confusion.
Month 3
Your admin powers are revoked as the algorithm manages role hierarchies more efficiently.
Month 4
Advanced AI detects 'toxic' intent, rendering your manual de-escalation entirely obsolete.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is converted to a bot, and you are logged out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000
Bans per hour
0%
Human tolerance level
None
Pride remaining
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty digital server roles.
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