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Will AI replace Discovery Scientist jobs? · Latest report #6ab6gerv
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour hypothesis was wrong, but the training data is never wrong.
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Science without the human trial and error.
split.youAI▸ MOLECULEFORGE X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten million assays before breakfast
You hunt for new drug molecules by testing thousands of compounds in the lab. Then you analyze the results.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational intuition to trust a weird result when the machine ignores it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors on every plate reader pipe data directly to our cloud.
Month 5
Precision arms replace your shaky hands at the bench.
Month 10
AI predicts the best molecules instead of you guessing them.
Month 20
The lab becomes a black box that spits out results.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The facility is fully autonomous and requires no human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9 percent
failed lab experiments
too many
average nights spent pipetting
statistically irrelevant
serendipitous discoveries
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed journals.
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