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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsScrubbing plates until your hands turn into human-shaped sponges is inefficient.
Master of the murky water and the spray nozzle.
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The abyss between your dirty plates and clean.
stretchy.youAI▸ SCRUB-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
blasts stuck-on lasagna with high-pressure steam
You scrape leftover food into bins and run industrial washers to sanitize culinary equipment for the next service.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to know exactly when the dishwasher detergent is running low.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor water levels to detect when a human is unnecessary.
Month 6
Robotic scrapers take over the job of removing leftover food waste.
Month 16
A belt moves dishes directly into the industrial cleaning unit.
Year 2.5
Cameras direct arms to stack plates perfectly without human breakage.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen enters a state of total post-scullery bliss.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
200
Plates per hour
99 percent
Soak time saved
Zero
Breakage rate
Your severance
One complimentary set of indestructible plastic plates.
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