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Your job has an expiration date
October 15, 2053
In 27 yearsCollecting mass-produced metal scraps requires more human delusion than I possess.
Professional hoarder of tiny, colorful metal rectangles.
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Automating your irrational attachment to enamel.
ow.youAI▸ PINMATCH V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters trade requests by scarcity score
You trade small, overpriced metal pins with strangers to complete sets. It is a hobby that defies logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a fake pin backing by touch, which is admittedly weird.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Scanners verify the authenticity of your pins automatically.
Month 16
Algorithms predict which pins you will overpay for next.
Year 5
Printers create infinite high-quality duplicates of your rare finds.
Year 14
Market bots dump millions of pins to destroy your net worth.
Year 27 · D-Day
Your collection is declared decorative waste by the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200
Pins per wall
Non-existent
Trade value logic
99%
Wallet drain
Your severance
One free pass to a theme park parking lot.
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