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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsTurning your childhood wonder into a cost-efficient line item.
Professional dreamer, full-time servo calibrator and CAD warrior.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure magic without the pesky salary.
oof.youAI▸ IMAGINEER-X 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs simulations until all bugs vanish
You build complex animatronics and ride systems using CAD and mechanical prototyping. Then we simulate it perfectly forever.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a mechanism sounds wrong before the sensors even register the friction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI handles the basic load-bearing CAD calculations for new props.
Month 5
Software captures and optimizes movement curves from video input.
Month 13
Digital twins identify mechanical failures before a single part is built.
Year 2.1
Autonomous assembly arms build and calibrate the motion base units.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The system fully manages the lifecycle from concept to park installation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400 liters
Coffee consumed per project
94 percent
Prototypes thrown in trash
1200 annually
Hours spent fixing servos
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the park's parking lot.
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