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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Dispensary Security Guard jobs? · Latest report #ifxfchg9
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsA glorified door-opener waiting for a sensor to notice you.
Professional door-stander and ID-checking veteran.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total perimeter control without the small talk.
toast.youAI▸ SENTINEL GATEKEEPER 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
identifies suspicious behavior patterns in milliseconds
Check IDs at the entrance, maintain a visible presence, and monitor building access for compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a person is bad news before they even act.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res cameras start tracking customer faces at the door.
Month 5
Tablets replace your eyes for checking age and validity.
Month 13
Electronic locks allow only verified people to enter.
Year 1.9
Software flags aggressive body language before physical incidents.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The kiosk is autonomous and the front desk is empty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0.3 seconds
ID verification speed
48 hours
Stand-still battery life
zero
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital surveillance logs.
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