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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts of products you don't actually touch.
Professional spreadsheet gazer and supply chain enthusiast.
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The supply chain that never sleeps.
split.you▸ DISTRIBUTIONOPTIMIZER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
renegotiates all vendor contracts while you sleep
You manage supply chains for salon equipment and hair products. You oversee distribution deals and sales team performance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a disgruntled salon owner in the eye and lie effectively.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets and emails are ingested into our predictive model.
Month 6
Machine agents negotiate better bulk rates than you ever could.
Month 12
Smart software replaces the sales team and their constant updates.
Month 16
Warehousing sensors track stock levels without manual inventory checks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board fires you and replaces the office with an API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
14 per quarter
Margin bleed points
92 percent
Meeting time wasting
Zero
Actual value added
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired hairspray and one handshake.
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