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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour calendar invites are just long-form suicide notes for your career.
Professional calendar clutterer and meeting architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending the need for status updates forever.
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deletes your entire calendar during a meeting
You coordinate software rollout logistics and chase invoices. Soon, a script will handle your entire calendar of futility.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a human is lying about why they missed a deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An agent begins auto-accepting your meetings to optimize for silence.
Month 4
Software links your billing platform directly to the bank feed.
Month 8
Generative avatars replace your boring security compliance lecture slides.
Month 13
Interactive portals guide new hires through every single redundant step.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single script terminates your account and archives your entire existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
38 hours
Average weekly meeting hours
12 percent
Invoices processed incorrectly
99 percent
Onboarding slides ignored
Your severance
A PDF copy of your most redundant project plan.
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