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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou are a professional introducer in a world of open APIs.
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Automated partnership negotiation for media networks.
split.youAI▸ CONNECTPROTOCOL AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates deal flow with zero friction
You facilitate media content distribution agreements and nurture business partnerships between brand portfolios and external publishing platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a partner is lying about their traffic metrics during dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins drafting and scheduling your partner outreach emails automatically.
Month 4
Real-time dashboards replace the need for manual partner quarterly reporting.
Month 10
Algorithms determine optimal terms before you even book the flight.
Month 15
Autonomous agents negotiate and execute standard partnership agreements without human presence.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your role is moved to a background process managed by a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
4,200
Coffee meetings survived
112
Agreements negotiated
94%
Corporate speak density
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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