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Will AI replace District Attorney Clerk jobs? · Latest report #rwp5sm54
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour case filing system is just an expensive way to lose files.
Paper-pusher who knows exactly where the bodies are buried.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing motions without the emotional burden.
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files 400 motions before your coffee break
You organize discovery, file motions, and manage case dockets. Digital search tools handle this faster and with less ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague, frantic handwriting of a tired judge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scanners ingest all physical evidence boxes into a searchable cloud.
Month 4
Visual models detect and mask sensitive data points in seconds.
Month 8
Templates generate standard motions automatically based on case type inputs.
Month 12
Direct database integration replaces manual entry for all court filings.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human clerical output is officially retired in favor of automated processing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
14 percent
Files lost annually
6 cups
Coffee intake
92 percent
Typing accuracy
Your severance
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