Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace District Health Officer jobs? · Latest report #73zpbtpa
Your job has an expiration date
December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthRegulating public health is mostly just updating spreadsheets and checking boxes.
Bureaucrat of germs, keeper of the clipboard.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance for a cleaner, safer world.
ow.youAI▸ HEALTHGUARD-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
issues automated fines based on sensor logs
You track disease outbreaks and audit health codes. You issue citations and manage local sanitation compliance programs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a restaurant owner is lying through their teeth about the freezer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software begin monitoring all sanitation digital records.
Month 5
Algorithms start generating and sending all standard health violations.
Month 13
AI models predict infection clusters before you notice them.
Year 1.9
Camera-equipped pods conduct routine facility walk-throughs automatically.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The system fully manages all municipal health compliance protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
2.4 million
Spreadsheet rows processed
99.8%
Average citation accuracy
14%
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium thermometer.
Discussion
